manywinged

manywinged  manywinged

sore throats might be the stupidest response to illness i've ever experienced. oh you want to eat? drink?? breathe air??? TEN THOUSAND KNIVES ATTACK

froody

froody  froody

Me, fighting a yoga mom in the organic food market circa 2023: take your hand off that peach or I’ll vaccinate your children against polio

froody  froody

fascinating post I made in 2018

clamperls

I fuck wit title-only text posts. this shit is like talkin in an apartment hallway loud as fuck out the window

writing-prompt-s

ad-wills  ad-wills

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don't leave me!

characterlimit

xkoifishteax  xkoifishteax

I didn’t know he was Jewish.

uncle-cazador  uncle-cazador

Mothltav

froody

bitty-bytes  bitty-bytes

If he's so evil and heartless, why is he cuddling with me oh so gently and kissing me?

creep2017

autism69  autism69

: <- a bite mark

autism69  autism69

easy website

dicaeopolis

dykemd  dykemd

cis men being so complexed w their height they spend tens of thousands of dollars on painful leg lengthening surgery: 😔😩😖😭😢

butches n trans men pulling hole n pole like crazy while never being able to reach a top shelf in their lives:

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spider-starry

femmeholograms  femmeholograms

every day that I go unkissed is a tragedy actually

frannyzooey

walker-scobell  walker-scobell

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STRANGE WAY OF LIFE (2023) dir. Pedro Almodóvar

walker-scobell

walker-scobell  walker-scobell

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#Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss

STRANGE WAY OF LIFE (2023) dir. Pedro Almodóvar

mothercain

mothercain  mothercain

tallahassee has this thing called the maglab which is a research facility in the woods outside town that houses the largest magnet in the entire world. when anything weird happens in town, everyone blames the magnet. it’s one of the things i miss most about living there, it was like living in an x-files episode. (not just because of the magnet but also because of the aliens in the woods behind the airport.) 

anonymousalchemist

eternalgirlscout  eternalgirlscout

the ideal GM/player dynamic is when one side says "here are some problems i caused" and the other says "thank you so much! i will make these worse" back and forth forever

manywinged

manywinged  manywinged

doing social media training at my job like i don't run a blog that would make me unemployable

manywinged  manywinged

"thank you for maintaining a professional and responsible online presence"

me, drafting a post about how i want to be harpooned and gutted like a fish sexual style: sure thuing boss 👍

spider-starry

fairycosmos  fairycosmos

already october. that'd freak me out if any year since 2019 had been real. luckily they haven't